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A COMMON DISASTER(Michael Timmins)A candle burning for everything I've ever wantedA tattoo burned for everything I've ever wanted and lostI had a long list of names that I kept in my back pocket,but I've cut it down to one and your name's at the topWon't you share a common disaster?Share with me a common disasterA common disasterI found myself a friend,but he's crooked as a stick in waterSo now I'm writing fairy talesto catch the spirit of revengeHe's got a plan to steal my little sister,but I'm not too concerned'cause I will get him in the endWon't you share a common disaster?Share with me a common disasterA common disasterGoing to find me someone to shareA common disasterRun away with me from a life so cramped and dullNot worry too much about the happily-ever-afterJust keep the Caddy moving'til we're well beyond that hillWon't you share a common disaster?Share with me a common disasterA common disaster