Lyrics:

Beelzeboss[Beelz] I am complete![Both] Fuck![Beelz] yes you are fucked, shit out of lucknow I'm complete and my cock you will suckThis world will be mine and you're first in lineyou brought me the pick and now you shall both die![JB] Wait! Wait! Wait!you motherfuckerwe challenge you to a rock off!give us one chance to rock your socks off[Beelz] Fuck, fuck, fuckthe demon code prevents mefrom declining a rock off challengewhat are your terms? what is the catch?[JB] If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.and also you will have to pay our rent[Beelz] And what if *i* win?[JB] then you can take Kage back to hell...[KG] What?[JB] trust me Kage, its the only way,[KG] What the fuck are you talking about?[JB] to be your little bitch.[Beelz]Fine! Let the rock off begin!ha haI'm the devil i love metal!Check this riff it's fucking tastyI'm the devil i can do what i want,whatever i got I'm gonna flaunt,there's never been a rock off that I've ever losti cant wait to take Kage back to hellI'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gelI'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel[JB] No!c'mon Kage bring the thunder[KG] there's just no way that we can win,that was a masterpiece.[JB] listen to me[KG] he rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man[JB] goddamn-it Kage,he gonna make you his sex slave,you're gonna gargle mayonnaiseunless we bust a massive monster mama-jam.[KG] dude, we've been through so much shit,[JB] deactivated lasers with my dick[BOTH] now its time to blow this fucker down![JB] C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down[KG] I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down[JB] Light up the stage cause its time for a showdown[KG] We'll bend you over then we'll take you to Brown Town[BOTH] Now we've got to blow this fucker down[KG] He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down[JB] C'mon Kage cause it's time to blow doors down[KG] Oh we'll piledrive ya, it's time for the smackdown[JB] Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,we know your weakness our rocket-saucewe rock the casbah, and blow your mindwe will defeat you, for all mankindyou hold the scepter,we hold the keyyou are the devil,we are the D [18x][Beelz]You guys are fuckin' lame. Come on Kage, You're coming with me.Taste my lightning fuckers![Tenacious D:][JB] NO![Beelz]ow! Fuck!My fuckin' horn!oh no![JB] From whence you came you shall remain,until you are complete again[Beelz]No! Fuck you Kage and Fuck you Jables!I'll get you Tenacious D!