Lyrics:

There's too many women and not enough wineToo many poets and not enough rhymeToo many glasses and not enough timeDraw your own conclusionsMy old dog's a good old dogMy old man's a silly old sodThe human face is a terrible placeChoose your own examplesWent to the river, but I could not swimKnew I'd drown if I went inLost my faith in a terrible raceRest-in-peace hereafter