Lyrics:

Simple SisterGot Whooping CoughHave to burn her toysTake her treatsEat her sweetsScare off all the boysSimple SisterGot Whooping CoughHave to put her outWear her clothesSteal her bowsTell her that she's stoutSimple SisterGot Whooping CoughLock her in a cellThrow the keyInto the seaHope she never gets well