Lyrics:

Bought a souvenir in LondonGot to hide it from my momCan't declare it at the CustomsBut I'll have to take it homeTried to keep it confidentialBut the news is leaking outGot a souvenir in LondonThere's a lot of it aboutYes, I found a bit of LondonI'd like to lose it quickGot to show it to my doctor'Cause it isn't going to shrinkWant to keep it confidentialBut the truth is leaking outGot a souvenir in LondonThere's a lot of it about