Lyrics:

Weird goings-on at the county jail
Prisoners reading the sheriff's mail

He's strapped down to a swivel chair
Trying to swivel right out of there

Pin-striped sweets in cell 15
Convinced himself it's all a dream

He's got a pet black tabby cat
That carries a gun and wears a Stetson hat

The door flies open in strides geek
Looking like the front page of Newsweek

He says to Lou in a voice of glee
What's the matter, ain't you glad to see me?

Lou's on the floor cause he can't stand up
As green as a leaf in a tea-cup

When on to geeks back, jumps a stetson-hatted cat
Which breaks geek's neck like he was a rat

Long gone geek!
Long gone geek!
Long gone geek!
Long gone geek!
Long gone geek!
Long gone geek!
Long gone geek!
Long gone geek!
Long gone geek...