Lyrics:

Weird goings-on at the county jail

Prisoners reading the sheriffs mail

Hes strapped down to a swivel chair

Trying to swivel right out of there

Pin-striped sweets in cell 15

Convinced his self its all a dream

Hes got a pet black tabby cat

That carries a gun and wears a stetson hat



The door flies open, in strides geek

Looking like the front page of newsweek

He says to lou in a voice of glee,

whats the matter, aint you glad to see me?

Lous on the floor cause he cant stand up

As green as a leaf in a tea-cup

When on to geeks back jumps a stetson-hatted cat

Which breaks geeks neck like he was a rat



Long gone geek!