Lyrics:

Oh Down in Albion They're black and blue But we don't talk about that Are you from 'round here? How do you do? I'd like to talk about that Talk over Gin in teacups And leaves on the lawn Violence in bus stops And the pale thin girl with eyes forlorn More gin in teacups And leaves on the lawn Violence in dole queues And the pale thin girl Behind the checkout But if you're looking for a cheap sort Set in false anticipation I'll be waiting in the photo booth At the underground station So come away, won't you come away We could go to... Depford, Catford, Watford, Digberth, Mansfield Anywhere in Albion Ahh yellowing classics And canons at dawn Coffee wallahs and pith helmets And an English song Aah... Reebok classics And canons at dawn Terrible warlords, good warlords And, and the English song But if you're looking for a cheap tart All glint with perspiration There's a four-mile queue Outside the disused power station Now come away, oh say you'll come away We'll go to... Satsworth, Senford, Weovil, Woomoyle, NEW-CAST-LE Oh anywhere but if you're looking for a cheap tart thats glint with perspiration there's a 5 mile queue outside the disused power station ah come away, wont you come away well go to anywhere in albion We'll go to... Bedtown, Oldham, Nunthorpe, Rowlam, Bristol Aaa-nywhere in Albion Anywhere in Albion Anywhere in Albion Anywhere in Albion Anywhere in Albion...