Lyrics:

To be a party hand
Something I'd never do
I don't like no-one, well except for you
You're my only friend, you don't even like me
You're my only friend, you don't even like me
Come over to my house
I've got a friend for you
You're not gonna come, but I want you to
You're my only friend, you don't even like me
You're my only friend, you don't even like me