Lyrics:

la, la, la, la, la

she's so 20th century, she's so 1970's
she know the right things to say, she got the right clothes to wear
cause she's a modern girl, oh yeah
a modern girl, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga
a modern girl, oh yeah

and suzie is a jewel, she flashes when she smiles
she's cunning and she's clever, she's got the low down in her flies
magenta is the best, you know she really makes me laugh
she's always tryin' her impressions, she wants to be a photograph
i gotta say now

she's so modern
la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

and jean confided to me, she's mona lisa's biggest fan
she drew a moustache on her face, she's always seen her as a man
and charlie ain't no nazi, she likes to wear her leather boots
cause it's exciting for the veterans and it's a tonic for the troops

she's so m, m, m, m, modern
she's so modern