Lyrics:

I play in a bandWe're the best in the landWe're big in both Chelsea and FranceI play one mean guitar and then score at the barThere's a line of chicks waiting for their chanceSo come on now honey, I'll make you feel prettyThese other gals mean nothing to meLet's finish these drinks and be gone for the night'Cause I'm more than a handfull you'll see[CHORUS:]So kiss me I'm shitfacedAnd I'll soak and I'll soil their groundin the trousers she kissed meAnd I only bought her one roundI can bench press a carI'm an ex football starwith degrees from both harvard and yaleGirls just can't keep upI'm a really love machineI've had far better sex while in jailI designed the Sears towerI make two grand an hourI cook the world's best duck flambeI'll take the pick of the literAnd girls jockey for meI don't need these lines to get laid[CHORUS]I'm the man of the nightA real ladies delightSee, my figure was chisled from stoneOne more for the gal then I'll escort her homeCome last call, I'm never aloneI own a house on the hill with a red water bedIt puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shameWith girls by the pool and italian sports carsI'm just here in this dump for the gain[CHORUS x2]Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shittin'?I'm a pitiful siteAnd I ain't all that brightI'm definitly not chisled from stoneI'm a cheat and a liarNo women's desireI'll probably die cold and aloneBut just give me a chanceCause deep down insideI swear I got