Lyrics:

There Ought To Be A Town Out There,
Named For How I Feel.
Yeah I Could Be The Mayor Down There,
And Say Welcome To Sorryville.
It Won't Be On A Map Nowhere,
You Might Say That It Doesn't Exist,
But If You Make Enough Wrong Turns
It'd Be Hard To Miss.

There Ought To Be A Bridge Somewhere
They Could Dedicate To Me.
I'd Probably Come To The Ceremony
With A Can Of Gasoline;
Walk On Over To The Other Side
And There I'd Light A Match
And Sit And Stare Through The Smoke And The Flames
Wonderin' How I'm Ever Gonna Get Back.

Why Do I Do The Things I Do?
Was I Born This Way? Am I A Self-made Fool?
I Shoot The Lights And Curse The Dark;
I Need Your Love But I Break Your Heart;
And I Know The Words That'll Bring You Back,
But I Don't Say Nothin' As I Watch You Pack.
I Had To Work To Be The Jerk I've Come To Be;
It Ain't Easy Bein' Me.

Ought To Be A Side Show Act For Freaks Like Me;
Yeah I Could Be The Star Of The Show
With My Name On The Marquee.
In A Room With A Big Red Button That Says 'Do Not Touch,'
And Twice A Day I'd Mash It Down
And You Could Watch Me Self-destruct.

Why Do I Do The Things I Do?
Was I Born This Way? Am I A Self-made Fool?
I Shoot The Lights And Curse The Dark;
I Need Your Love But I Break Your Heart;
And I Know The Words That'll Bring You Back,
But I Don't Say Nothin' As I Watch You Pack.
I Had To Work To Be The Jerk I've Come To Be;
It Ain't Easy Bein' Me.