Lyrics:

I know a fool who blows a horn,
He comes from way down South,
Oh yeah; And you aint seen such blowin since you been born,
Like when a trombones to his mouth.

He wails and moans, grunts and groans.
He can moan just like a cow;
And you aint seen such blowin
Since you been born, Cause he wont show em how.

Oh, Charley, wont you play that thing, I mean the slide trombone
Make it talk, Make it sing,
I mean the slide trombone.
If Gabriel knew how you could blow,
Hed let you lead his band, I know.
Oh, Charley, wont you play that thing,
I mean the slide trombone.
Oh, Charley, play that thing,
I mean the slide trombone.

Make it talk, Make it sing,
I mean the slide trombone.

Now you aint seen such movin hips,
Like when the trombones to his lips.
Charley Green, play that thing,
I mean the slide trombone,

Oh, yeah, I mean the slide trombone.