Lyrics:

Seth Avett: Fire laser pants at will
Scott Avett: Fire laser pants at will?
Seth Avett: I will try
Scott Avett: Don't get 'em mixed up with your lazy pants
Seth Avett: Don't get 'em mixed up with your lazy boy. Lazy boys
Seth Avett: Sitting at a lazy boy wearing all my lazy pants, I looked over to my closet, took a laser glance
Seth Avett: ...laser dance. I bet Katie's got a laser boy