Lyrics:

My funny valentine

Sweet, comic valentine

You make me smile with my heart

Your looks are laughable, unphotographable

yet your my favorite work of art



Is your figure less than Greek?

Is your mouth a little weak?

When you open it to speak,

are you smart?

But don't change a hair for me

Not if you care for me

Stay little valentine

Stay

Each day is valentine's day



Is your figure less than Greek?

Is your mouth a little weak?

When you open it to speak,

Are you smart?

But don't change a hair for me

Not if you care for me

Stay little valentine

Stay

Each day is Valentine's Day