Lyrics:

TURNING JAPANESE
AS RECORDED BY THE VAPORS

I'VE GOT YOUR PICTURE
OF ME AND YOU
YOU WROTE 'I LOVE YOU'
I LOVE YOU TOO
I SIT THERE STARING AND THERE'S NOTHING ELSE TO DO

OH IT'S IN COLOR
YOUR HAIR IS BROWN
YOUR EYES ARE HAZEL
AND SOFT AS CLOUDS
I OFTEN KISS YOU WHEN THERE'S NO ONE ELSE AROUND

I'VE GOT YOUR PICTURE, I'VE GOT YOUR PICTURE
I'D LIKE A MILLION OF THEM ALL 'ROUND MY CELL
I ASKED THE DOCTOR TO TAKE YOUR PICTURE
SO I CAN LOOK AT YOU FROM INSIDE AS WELL
YOU'VE GOT ME TURNING UP AND TURNING DOWN AND TURNING IN AND
TURNING 'ROUND

I'M TURNING JAPANESE I THINK I'M TURNING JAPANESE I REALLY THINK
SO
TURNING JAPANESE I THINK I'M TURNING JAPANESE I REALLY THINK SO
I'M TURNING JAPANESE I THINK I'M TURNING JAPANESE I REALLY THINK
SO
TURNING JAPANESE I THINK I'M TURNING JAPANESE I REALLY THINK SO

I'VE GOT YOUR PICTURE, I'VE GOT YOUR PICTURE
I'D LIKE A MILLION OF THEM ALL 'ROUND MY CELL
I WANT THE DOCTOR TO TAKE YOUR PICTURE
SO I CAN LOOK AT YOU FROM INSIDE AS WELL
YOU'VE GOT ME TURNING UP AND TURNING DOWN AND TURNING IN AND
TURNING 'ROUND

I'M TURNING JAPANESE I THINK I'M TURNING JAPANESE I REALLY THINK
SO
TURNING JAPANESE I THINK I'M TURNING JAPANESE I REALLY THINK SO
I'M TURNING JAPANESE I THINK I'M TURNING JAPANESE I REALLY THINK
SO
TURNING JAPANESE I THINK I'M TURNING JAPANESE I REALLY THINK SO

NO SEX, NO DRUGS, NO WINE, NO WOMEN
NO FUN, NO SIN, NO YOU, NO WONDER IT'S DARK
EVERYONE AROUND ME IS A TOTAL STRANGER
EVERYONE AVOIDS ME LIKE A PSYCHED LONE RANGER
EVERYONE

THAT'S WHY I'M TURNING JAPANESE I THINK I'M TURNING JAPANESE I
REALLY THINK SO
TURNING JAPANESE I THINK I'M TURNING JAPANESE I REALLY THINK SO
I'M TURNING JAPANESE I THINK I'M TURNING JAPANESE I REALLY THINK
SO
TURNING JAPANESE I THINK I'M TURNING JAPANESE I REALLY THINK SO

TURNING JAPANESE I THINK I'M TURNING JAPANESE I REALLY THINK SO
TURNING JAPANESE I THINK I'M TURNING JAPANESE I REALLY THINK SO
TURNING JAPANESE I THINK I'M TURNING JAPANESE I REALLY THINK SO
(THINK SO THINK SO THINK SO)
TURNING JAPANESE I THINK I'M TURNING JAPANESE I REALLY THINK SO