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For coughs and colds ans scabby holesItchy pimples, unseemly molesFor funny turns and chinese burnsFor aching heads we're not concernedFor staying lively, getting it nightlyThis we guaranteeThat's Ultranol, here's the new remedyBefore you go to bed take 2 or 3When you wake you'll feel betterlalalalala lalalalalalalalalala lalalalalaFor aches and pains and jellied brainsHelp you sleep and smile againThey're aimless, blameless, almost namelessYou get much more although you pay lessRevitalise that sexual driveIn fact be born againYes Ultranol will put you on the mapTake 4 or 5 then have a little napWhen you wake up you'll feel betterFor coughs and colds and your scabby holeslalalalala lalalalalaKeep you young although you're feeling oldlalalalala lalalalalaIf you're not protected you're gonna get itlalalalala lalalalalaSo suck them and see you won't regret itlalalalala lalalalalaSuck them and seeSuck them and seeSuck them and seeSuck them and see