Lyrics:

CHORUS)

LOOK AT ALL THESE RUMORS-RUNNING ME EVERYDAY-
I JUST NEED SOME TIME-SOME TIME TO GET AWAY FROM-
FROM ALL THESE RUMORS I CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE-MY BEST FRIEND SAY DID YOU
HEAR THE ONE ABOUT ME AND THE GIRL NEXT DOOR?-

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HOW DO RUMORS GET STARTED?-THIER STARTED BY THE JEALOUS PEOPLE AND- THEY
GET MAD ABOUT SOMTHIN'THEY HAD, AND SOMBODY ELSE IS HOLDIN'- THEY TELL
ME
THAT TEMPTATION IS VERY HARD TO RESIST- THESE WICKED WOMEN , OOHH THEY
JUST
PERSIST- MAYBE YOU THINK IT'S CUTE , BUT GIRL I'M NOT IMPRESSED-I TELL
YOU
ONE TIME ONLY WITH MY BUSINESS PLEASE DON'T MESS--

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DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT SUSAN?-SOME SAY SHE'S MUCH TOO LOOSE- THAT
CAME
STRAIGHT FROM A GUY WHO CLAIMS HE'S TASTIN' HER JUICE- DID YOU HEAR THE
ONE
ABOUT MICHAEL? - SOME SAY HE MUST BE GAY- I TRIED TO ARGUE BUT THEY SAID
IF
HE WERE STRAIGHT HE WOULD'NT MOVE THAT WAY- DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT
TINA? - SOME SAY SHE'S JUST A TEASE- IN A CAMOSAL SHE'S SIX FEET TALL
SHE'LL KNOCK YOU TO YOU KNEES..

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I CAN'T GO NO PLACE WITHOUT SOMEBODY POINTIN' A FINGER- I CAN'T SHOW MY
FACE CUZ WHEN IT COMES TO RUMORS I'M A DEAD RINGER- I'LL THINK I'LL
WRITE
MY CONGRESSMAN AND TELL HIM TO PASS A BILL- THE NEXT TIME THEY CATCH
SOMEBODY STARTED RUMORS-SHOOT TO KILL!--

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