Lyrics:

(Damn)
I ordered something, it took a while
This morning something was on my doorstep
What's this I'm holding, time capsule order
Cause I'm a brand new man, and I don't think I want it
I don't think I want it

A row of flags hanging behind me
A garden of mics and questions and photo-flashes blind me
And I'm so high I can't recall my statements
I only know I made 'em because my face vibrated

(Is it all in my mind?)
I coulda sworn I saw it
(I thought I was fine)
Defined is what I call it

Chorus:
Oh-oh, if you're feeling small
And you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall
Oh-oh, if you're feeling small
And you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall

I was puzzled when it was just feet on gravel
To have come apart, I must have once been raveled
Now in pretty phrases, don't mean nothing
And I wanna sell 'em, I sing a line again

So smooth you can hear the beard
So smooth you can hear the beard (you can hear the beard)
Three times is poetry
So smooth you can hear the beard

Chorus:
Oh-oh, if you're feeling small
And you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall
Oh-oh, if you're feeling small
And you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall
If you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall

And if you can't draw a crowd, settle for what you can draw

I'm just sayin'
I-I-I-I'm just sayin'
Why does sayin' that I'm just sayin'
Lend any weight to what I'm sayin'?

Oh it's come back again, I can't ignore it
I'm a brand new man, but I'm still payin' for it

Chorus:
Oh-oh, if you're feeling small
And you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall
Oh-oh, if you're feeling small
And you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall
If you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall
If you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall

And if you can't draw a crowd, settle for what you can draw

I only wanted to be Stevie Wonder
But I got to settle for this vanilla thunder
(If you can't draw a crowd)
Oh, this vanilla thunder
(If you can't draw a crowd)
Oh, this vanilla thunder
(If you can't draw a crowd)
Taste my vanilla thunder
(If you can't draw a crowd, if you're feeling small)