Lyrics:

Well my great grand-dad he died of cancer
From smoking too many cigarettes
But I must confess that he did quite profess
To being the coolest motherfucker I ever met

That's 'cause smoking makes you cool
And smoking makes you rule
So just light up a smoke and you'll never go broke
And you'll be the most popular kid in school
The coolest kid in school

Well I've traveled millions of Marlboro miles
But I haven't gotten anywhere
And I've made a million dollars in Camel cash
But I'm still just as broke as when I started

But that's OK because smoking makes you cool
And smoking makes you rule
So just light up a smoke and you'll never go broke
And you'll be the most popular kid in school
But only if you smoke Parliament