Lyrics:

Ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahhhArthur loves his wife and children Arthur takes lunch everydayArthur likes it at the local Likes his pint at end of dayA-A--Arthur There's a problem becking 'round the cornerA-A-Arthur She's already had one ownerArthur talks to sexy Frida Takes her milk there everydayFrida's telling hungry Arthur of the debt she'd like to payBut she hasn't got the money Arthur coughs to clear the airAsks him in and calls him 'honey' Up they toggle up the stairsA-A--Arthur There's a problem becking 'round the cornerA-A-Arthur She's already had one ownerArthur hates his wife and children Makes his own lunch everydayLikes it down at sexy Frida's Frida takes a pint a dayA-A--Arthur There's a problem becking 'round the cornerA-A-Arthur She's already had one owner