Lyrics:

[Mr. Mackey] (Eric Cartman)And everyone should get along..Okay children quiet down, quiet downChildren I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the dayHis name is Mr. ShadyChildren quiet down pleaseBrian don't throw that (SHUT UP!)Mr. Shady will be your new substitutewhile Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (HE'S GOT AIDS!)Good luck Mr. Shady[Eminem]Hi there little boys and girls (FUCK YOU!)Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrelsBut first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)Say hi Bob! (