Lyrics:

I went balling the other nightI started drinking and got real tightI blew each and all my friendsI felt so good I had to blow it againI said Hey bartenderHey man, looka hereA draw one, draw two, draw three, four glasses of beerWell I saw a chick sitting on the endI said Baby can't we be friendsYou're looking sweet as you can beWell come on down and drink with meI said Hey bartenderHey man looka hereDraw one, draw two, draw three, four glasses of beerElwood!Well we was having so much funI didn't know it was half past oneI turned around to have on moreI looked at the clock and it was half past fourHey bartenderHey man look a hereA draw one, draw two, draw three, four glasses of beerWell jukebox girl is everythingAll the cats began to singI heard somebody called and saidLast round for alcoholI said Hey bartenderHey bartenderHey bartenderHey bartenderDraw one, two, three, four glasses of beer