Lyrics:

There was a boy who liked to wiggle His tooth loose so he could show it: And then we'd watch while he would Tie it to a doorknob, wind up, and then slam it! And that was how he liked to have his teeth pulled out; He told us how he liked to feel it when it came out But he grew tired of using doorknobs And so he thought up a brand-new trick: He said he'd tie his tooth To his dog's tail, find a stick, wind up, and then throw it! And that was how he liked to have his teeth pulled out; He told us how he liked to feel it when it came out He called his god, but just as He was set to go his Dad arrived there: He yelled at him, then got some pliers, Held him, wound up, and yanked it out right there! That wasn't how he liked to have his teeth pulled out; He wouldn't tell us how it felt when it came out