Lyrics:

I woke up this morning and i sliped down in the showerBumped my head on the faucit and it bled for a whole damn hourI didn't have time for breakfast so i walked right to the doorI walked outside and realized that my ride wasn't there no moreThat's just my luckSomebody stole my truckJust leaving me stuckWhat an insensitive shmuckMy stomach is rumblin' and my head's in painI'm standin outside in the pourin rainI can't get to work, that's just my luckWell I walked in to the telephone to give my boss a callI told him I'd be late for work, he said