Lyrics:

Now then Mardy Bum
I've seen you frown
And it's like looking down the barrel of a gun
And it goes off
And out come all these words
Oh there's a very pleasant side to you
A side I much prefer
It's one that
laughs and jokes around
Remember cuddles in the kitchen
Yeah, to get things off the ground
And it was
up, up and away
Oh, but it's right hard to remember
That on a day like today when you're all
argumentative
And you've got the face on

Well now then Mardy Bum
Oh I'm in trouble again, aren't I?
I thought as much
Cause you turned over there
Pulling that silent disappointment face
The one that I can't bear why can't we

just laugh and joke around
Remember cuddles in the kitchen
Yeah, to get things off the ground
And it was
up, up and away
Oh, but it's right hard to remember
That on a day like today when you're all
argumentative
And you've got the face on

Yeah I'm sorry I was late
But I missed the train
And then the traffic was a state
And I can't be arsed to carry on in this debate
That reoccurs, oh when you say I don't care
Well of course I do, yeah I clearly do!

So laugh and joke around
Remember cuddles in the kitchen Yeah,
to get things off the ground
And it was up, up and away
Still it's right hard to remember
That on a day like today when you're all
argumentative
And you've got the face on !