Lyrics:

What can we do on this intro?
Es una?@#! sucia
What! Check you out... Nice little bit of spanish there Karis!
...but what does it mean?
Basically it means
Ooooooooooh she-e-e's living in a council house
Five bedrooms, three bathroooms and no spouse
Ah! I know ya know what I mean
She's in love, yeah with the social
Her er er kids are on the hand me downs
And she's rocking a book jobby and tiffany
Yeah got all the charms ain't snide or nothing
Urgh! I know ya know what I mean
Short skirt, dirty flirt
Hands down ya trousers as she gets your wallet out
Yea yea yea
Kissing ya lips *woops*
Your money slipped
Run for cover, she's about
Hoochi Mumma Mumma
Gonna bang her bang her
Hope you wanna wanna
Be a baby father
Na na na na na na na na na
She got you trapped
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hoochi Mumma Mumma
Rinsing all ya dollar
Should 'ave worn a rubber
Duck! Nah you ain't gonna
Na na na na na na na na na
She got you trapped
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
N n n no never worked a nine to five
No grafting, she's shafting the system
What! I ain't got no time to work...
Ooooooooooh Yeeeeay
She's like the local piece of brass
The boys like her, she's all lycra and no class
You taking the mick?
This is designer mate... See I'm so hot
Man said drop me out gotta be kidding
If she thinks she's got it made
Yeah yeah yeah
Couple more drinks now, she looking fitter
Watch out braaav, ya getting played
Hoochi Mumma Mumma
Gonna bang her bang her
Hope you wanna wanna
Be a baby father
Na na na na na na na na na
She got you trapped
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hoochi Mumma Mumma
Rinsing all ya dollar
Should 'ave worn a rubber
Duck! Nah you ain't gonna
Na na na na na na na na na
She got you trapped
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hoochi Mumma yeah
Micky taker, wanna be wag ahhh
She couldn't be faker,
Effin ya husband and guessing his wage,
Hollering monthly the day he gets paid,
She's the kind you'll see in The Sun
For shagging XXX and robbing his mum...
Wot? No not robbing his mum, robbing with his mum!
Sue! Sue! Sue! Oh yeah, Sue! I like Sue! (Hahahaha)
Hoochi Mumma Mumma
Gonna bang her bang her
Hope you wanna wanna
Be a baby father
Na na na na na na na na na
She got you trapped
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hoochi Mumma Mumma
Rinsing all ya dollar
Should 'ave worn a rubber
Duck! Nah you ain't gonna
Na na na na na na na na na
She got you trapped
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha