Lyrics:

Cashmere sweater tied around his neck (Skaboy JFK)
He's in a gray Izod with a Shepherd's check (Skaboy JFK)
You'll hear his Top-Siders squeaking up the marble halls (Skaboy JFK)
Jump on my black Lambretta, woncha Barbie Doll (Skaboy JFK)

Whoa-oh-oh
They took their rally out to ol' Cape Cod
And they got in tangle with a big retard
He's drinkin' Guinness with a faux-lex on
Someday he's gonna be the governor I tell ya brothers

Downtown Mickeys of the BPD (Skaboy JFK)
Oh no no no Massachusetts don'cha tread on me (Skaboy JFK)
Ooooh they come here so often and so hard they fall (Skaboy JFK)
To the Dukes of Windsor from the south town mall (Skaboy JFK)

HEY!
HEY!

Tall endeavors will become of him (Skaboy JFK)
'Cuz in the cold Charles river you must sink or swim (Skaboy JFK)
He's the lad aloof from the rest of the punx (Skaboy JFK)
With his dad a legend among the fall down drunks (Skaboy JFK)

Whoa-oh-oh
They took their rally out to ol' Cape Cod
And they got in tangle with a big retard
He's drinkin' Guinness with a faux-lex on
Someday he's gonna be the governor...

Skaboy JFK
Skaboy JFK
Skaboy JFK
Skaboy JFK!!!