Lyrics:

Hey folks, here's a story 'bout Minnie the Moocher
She was a low-down hoochie-coocher
She was the roughest toughest frail
But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale

Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi (Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi)
Ho-de-ho-de-ho-de-ho (Ho-de-ho-de-ho-de-ho)
Hee-de-hee-de-hee-de-hee (Hee-de-hee-de-hee-de-hee)
Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-ho (Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-ho)

She messed around with a bloke named Smokey
She loved him though he was cokey
He took her down to Chinatown
And he showed her how to kick the gong around

Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi (Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi)
Whoooaaa-ahh (Whoooaaa-ahh)
He-de-he-de-hee-de-he (He-de-he-de-hee-de-he)
A-hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-ho (Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-ho)

She had a dream about the king of Sweden
He gave her things that she was needin'
He gave her a home built of gold and steel
A diamond car, with the puh-latinum wheels

Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi (Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi)
Ho-de-ho-de-ho-de-ho-de-ho-de-oh (Ho-de-ho-de-ho-de-ho-de-ho-de-oh)
Skoodly-woo, skoodly-woo, skoodly-woodly-woodly-woo (Skoodly-woo, skoodly-woo, skoodly-woodly-woodly-woo)
Skib-dib-dib-dib-dip-budaroo, skib-dip-daroo, dub-da-doy (Skib-dib-dib-dib-dip-budaroo, skib-dip-daroo, dub-da-doy)

He gave her his townhouse and his racing horses
Each meal she ate was a dozen courses
Had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes
She sat around and counted them all a million times

Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi (Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi)
Ho-de-ho-de-ho-de-ho (Ho-de-ho-de-ho-de-ho)
Hee-de-hee-de-hee-de-hee (Hee-de-hee-de-hee-de-hee)
Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-ho (Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-ho)

Poor Min! Poor Min! Poor Min