TRAPPED IN A MINE ONE NIGHT CAVED IN AND EVERYONE KNOWS THE ONLY ONE?'S LEFT WAS JOE AND ME AND TIM
WHEN THEY BROKE THROUGH TO BORE US FREE THE ONLY ONE?'S LEFT TO TELL THE TALE WAS JOE AND ME
TIMOTHY, TIMOTHY WHERE ON EARTH DID YOU GO TIMOTHY, TIMOTHY GOD WHY DON?'T I KNOW?
HUNGRY AS HELL NO FOOD TO EAT AND JOE SAID THAT HE WOULD SELL HIS SOUL FOR JUST A PIECE OF MEAT WATER ENOUGH TO DRINK FOR TWO AND JOE SAID TO ME, I?'LL TAKE A SWIG AND THEN THERE'S SOME FOR YOU
TIMOTHY, TIMOTHY JOE WAS LOOKING AT YOU TIMOTHY, TIMOTHY GOD WHAT DID WE DO?
I MUST OF BLACKED OUT JUST 'BOUT THEN 'CAUSE THE VERY NEXT THING THAT I COULD SEE WAS THE LIGHT OF THE DAY AGAIN
MY STOMACH WAS FULL AS IT COULD BE AND NOBODY EVER GOT AROUND TO FINDING TIMOTHY
TIMOTHY, TIMOTHY WHERE ON EARTH DID YOU GO TIMOTHY, TIMOTHY GOD WHY DON?'T I KNOW?