Lyrics:

[ar:Brad Paisley]
[ti:Anything Like Me]
[al:American Saturday Night]
[by:Ranjit Norman]
[00:00.59]
[00:12.09]I remember sayin I dont care either way
[00:16.03]Just as long as he or she is healthy Im ok
[00:22.48]Then the doctor pointed to the corner of the screen
[00:28.32]And said Ya see that thing right there well ya know what that means

[00:33.53]And I started wondering who he was going to be
[00:39.04]And I thought heaven help us if hes anything like me
[00:45.67]Hell probably climb a tree to tall and ride hes bike to fast
[00:51.09]End up every summer wearin something in a cast
[00:57.21]Hes gonna throw a ball and break some glass in a window down the street
[01:04.36]Hes gonna get in trouble oh hes gonna get in fights
[01:11.50]Im gonna lose my temper and some sleep
[01:16.01]It safe to say that im gonna get my pay back if hes anything like me
[01:31.21]
[01:33.70]I can see him right now knees all skinned up
[01:38.04]With a magnifying glass tryin to melt the Tonka truck
[01:44.12]Wont he be a sight with his football helmet on
[01:49.20]Thatll be his first love til his first love comes along
[01:55.34]Hell get his heart broke by the time hes in his teens
[02:01.42]And heaven help him if hes anything like me

[02:08.45]Hell probably stay out to late and drive his car to fast
[02:13.26]Get a speeding ticket hell pay for mowing grass
[02:18.09]Hes gonna get caught skippin class and be ground for a week
[02:25.96]Hes gonna get in trouble were gonna get in fights
[02:33.98]Im gonna lose my temper and some sleep
[02:38.12]Its safe to say that im gonna get my pay back if hes anything like me
[02:51.07]
[03:00.07]Hes gonna love me and hate me along the way
[03:10.70]Years are gonna fly by I already dread the day
[03:22.57]Hes gonna hug hes momma hes gonna shake my hand
[03:29.57]Hes gonna act like he cant wait to leave
[03:33.65]But as he drives out hell cry hes eyes out
[03:41.18]If hes anything like me there's worse folks to be like
[03:49.53]Aw hell be alright if hes anything like me
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