My girlfriend says I can't do this My wife says don't do that Another case of p.m.s. Gonna have a heart attack I need a small vacation Maybe fly jamaica's way Told my lawyers and accountans Done all I can take
Oh no livin in the no One more mother breathing down My neck I think I will explode Oh no livin in the no (how'd ya like To live your life) Everyday , everywhere I go it's livin in the no
Tv says dead for christmas stalkers On the loose Another freeway shooting And I'll be hangin by a noose I can't seem to shake it I guess it's a bad news spell Special thanks to mom & dad For bringing me to hell
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You heard about what magic Caught Too many penthouse pets Oh don't forget your protection baby Lord knows you might be next