Lyrics:

(poole/martin/poole)

Thank you for dialling the hot personality lines
If you press 1
I'll tell you you're everything i want tonight
If you press 2
I'll get on my high horse and give you a fight
If you press 3
I'll stand at the back and observe from the right
You pressed 4, ok!
That's the coolest and what would you know
Angel, i'll take you so high, get it?
Mmm, here we go!
Feel the blistering speeds
til the clouds try and cling to your toe!
That's your 39p up
I'm afraid you must put down the