Lyrics:

Well I fell into prison
At about a quarter till three
Where I found in my cell
A glass waitin' for me
So I filled what was empty
And I pulled up a stool
But he stood in the corner
The Ol' Devil wouldn't move
He said, 'You drink when you're lonely.'
?No I drink when I want!?
He said, 'You'll never be sober.'
?Sure why would I want that?
I only drink to be merry
But unfortunately?
I'm in the wrong prison cell
And the wrong company