Lyrics:

We're so sorry Uncle AlbertWe're so sorry if we caused you any painWe're so sorry Uncle AlbertBut there's no one left at homeAnd I believe I'm gonna rainWe're so sorry but we haven't heard a thing all dayWe're so Sorry Uncle AlbertBut if anything should happen we'll be sure to give a ringWe're so sorry Uncle AlbertBut we haven't done a bloody thing all dayWe're so sorry Uncle AlbertBut the kettle's on the boil and we're so easily called awayHand across the water (water)Heads across the skyHand across the water (water)Heads across the skyAdmiral Halsey notified meHe had to have a berth or he couldn't get to seaI had another look and I had a cup of tea and butter pie(the butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie)Hand across the water (water)Heads across the skyHand across the water (water)Heads across the skyLive a little be a gypsy, get around(get around)Get your feet up off the groundLive a little, get aroundLive a little be a gypsy, get around(get around)Get your feet up off the groundLive a little, get aroundHand across the water (water)Heads across the skyHand across the water (water)Heads across the skyOoo------------Ooo-------------