I am the joker in the pack Fun to be around Bring you luck, full of love When the chips are down It ain't no use, now Play the game Man, I'm not your king Cause when there's a joker In your hand This card can't be beat, oh no
Don't you know I'm the coolest This joker's wild And you know I'm fun, I'm the joker Everybody everywhere's talking about me
Oh, 5 card stud in a loaded deck With one card up my sleeve That one-eyed jack is lookin' back This joker takes his queen Aces high, the deuce is down The joker's having fun You see, win or lose I'm the face card, dude I'm the talk of the town That's right
Hey the face card's cool The king is mean And what do you know That queen she's kind of sexy So we'll play it right Hit this hole in one You and me in the back of the taxi