Lyrics:

Honey they're bringin' out a TV crewThey wanna do a story 'bout me and youThey'll be stringin' up bright lights in the backyardThere'll be cameras on their shouldersWe'll be readin' cue cardsLeave them long johns on the lineIf the kids look dirty, that'll be just fineThey're gonna put us onLifestyles of the not so rich and famousThey wanna see us go hog wildOver beans and barbecueThey wanna see my Fairlane up on blocksThe holes in all our socksTalkin' 'bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famousTell 'em bout your mama and the bowling leagueTell 'em bout junior and his baseball teamI'll show 'em my nine point buck on the wallI'll blow a few times on my new duck callLet 'em see ol' blue how he sleeps all dayWe'll bring out the Elvis TV traysThey're gonna put us onLifestyles of the not so rich and famousThey wanna see us go hog wildOver beans and barbecueThey wanna see my Fairlane up on blocksThe holes in all our socksTalkin' 'bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famousYeah our idea of high class livin'Is sittin' on the porch on a cool nightOur Champagne and CaviarIs an RC cola and a moon pieI'm talkin' 'bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous