Lyrics:

Fat and weak, what a disgrace. disgrace
Guess the champ got too lazy. lazy
Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space. space
Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain. drain

But he’s he's no bum, he works down the street
He bought the neighborhood deli. deli
Back on his feet, now he's choppin' up meat. meat
Come inside, maybe you'll hear him say, say

Try the rye or the kaiser, kaiser
They're our on special tonight. tonight
If you want, you can have an appetizer
You might like our salami and the liver’s alright liver's all right
And they'd really go well with the rye or
Or the kaiser

Never eats while on the job, job
He heard it’s it's good to stay hungry
But he makes a pretty mean shish kebab kabob
Have a taste, they were made fresh today

Try the rye or the kaiser
Or or the wheat or the white
Maybe I can suggest an appetizer
Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight
But you just can’t can't go wrongenter deleted
with the rye or
Or the kaiser

So today, his deli comes first
Still heSteady dreams of his past days of glory
Goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst
All the while you can still hear him say, say
It’sIt's the rye or the kaiser kaiser, it's
It’sthe thrill of one bite
Let me please be your catering advisor. advisor
If you want substitutions,
substitutions I won't put up a fight. fight
You can have your roast beef on the rye or
Or the kaiser. kaiser

The rye or the kaiser….. (repeat) kaiser
The rye or the kaiser
The rye or the kaiser