Lyrics:

Somebody's watching meand now i'm nervous and i shouldn't beSomebody's got their eye on meperhaps i should invite him up for tea?We saw him smoking by the newspaper standthere's something odd about his gloved left handSaw him again inside the old cafehe makes us tense we wish he'd go away(chorus)We are detectivewe are selectWe are detectivecome to collectSomebody's after mehe left his footprints by the garden treeLast night when i got homei got the feeling i was not alone!Someone is on our tailwe think they're opening up our morning mailAnd now each time the telephone ringswe think of frightening things(REPEAT CHORUS)We dress up in disguiseto get away from all those prying eyesOur friends all think we're madbut we know better cos the spy is bad(REPEAT CHORUS x 2)