Lyrics:

You're like an accident
And I'm not wearing underwear
Stepped in this a thousand times
I should no better but I don't care

You're like a big balloon
I can feel it tied around my neck
Floating higher, pulling tighter
The view from here just takes my breath away
Baby, I just want to hate you
I don't mind
I'll be your artificial girlfriend
Don't ask why
Don't ask why

Make me feel like you're my hero
Make me feel like I'm the one
Temporary satisfactions, it's got to be better than none at all
Maybe I just want to hate you
I don't mind
I'll be your artificial girlfriend
Don't ask why
Don't ask why

You're like an accident
You're like an accident
You're like an accident
You're like an accident
And I'm not wearing underwear
Stepped in this a thousand times
Should know better but I don't care

La-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la

Artificial, superficial, unconditional, very special
Artificial, superficial, unofficial, very special
Artificial, superficial, unconditional, very special
Artificial, superficial, unofficial, very special
Artificial, superficial, unofficial, very special