Lyrics:

(Warren Zevon)I like to think I've earned my reputationFor rushing in where angels fear to treadI'll take you home to meet the congregationWe'll all get together in my tentI make a dirty little religion out of lovin'I'll make a dirty little convert out of youI make a dirty little religion out of lovin'I'll make a dirty little convert out of youThey treat you like a red-headed stepchildAnd try to keep you nailed to the floorJoin us for the countdown to the RaptureWe never turned a sinner from our doorI make a dirty little religion out of lovin'I'll make a dirty little convert out of youI make a dirty little religion out of lovin'It's a dirty little religion, hallelujahDirty little acolyteDirty little oneLearn the fundamentals of desireCan I get a witnessTo my testament?Can I get an amen from the choir?I like to think I've earned my reputationFor trying to take the bull by the hornsI'll show you where I get my inspirationWhere we plow and where we plant the cornI make a dirty little religion out of lovin'I'll make a dirty little convert out of youI make a dirty little religion out of lovin'It's a dirty little religion, hallelujahDirty little acolyteDirty little oneYou'll learn the fundamentals of desireCan I get a witnessTo my testament?Can I get an amen from the choir?