Lyrics:

Henry Rollins! Henry Rollins!
You're hard. You're hard.
Big Jimmy Nail! Big Jimmy Nail!
You're hard as well.
Sainsbury's security!
Like I'm dead scared
Oh what a frightening world it can be

Lenny Henry! Lenny Henry!
You're funny. You're funny.
Jenny Eclair! Jenny Eclair!
You're dead funny too.
Skinner, Baddiel, Anderson, Brand!
Oh, nurse, soothe my sides
Oh, what a funny old world it can be
Ok, let's pedestrianise the high street

Mariella Frostrup does loads of voiceovers but nothing much else yet she seems to get by
Is this New Labour, Mr. Blair?
Is this New Labour, Mr. Blair?
Is this New Labour, Mr. Blair?
If anyone wants me, I'll be over there