Lyrics:

Didnt see the summer sun
Didnt speak to anyone
The caravan was on its own
It didnt have a telephone

Thats why Ive never liked the Mini
Thats why Im into Sleater-Kinney
From holidays when I was small
The only thing that I recall

Bottleneck at Capel Curig
Bottleneck at Capel Curig
Bottleneck at Capel Curig
Neil Morrisseys a knobhead

I got a job in Aberdeen
I was only seventeen
I met a girl on Halloween
She was nowhere to be seen

She disappeared down a sewer
I sent my brother to pursue her
They ran away and fell in love
I hope theyre in the middle of

A bottleneck at Capel Curig
Bottleneck at Capel Curig
Bottleneck at Capel Curig
I think the police are in Hawaii

And now Im living on my own
Scared of dying all alone
Havent got a telephone
If I did it wouldnt ring

Seeing that Im on the way out
Come and take me for a day out
They want to wash away my sin
So Im not forever in

Bottleneck at Capel Curig
Bottleneck at Capel Curig
Bottleneck at Capel Curig
My shame will cause
Bottleneck at Capel Curig
Bottleneck at Capel Curig
Bottleneck at Capel Curig