Lyrics:

A fairly attractive girl walks past a building site and from underneath an industrial safety helmet you hear (wolf whistle)  Ta Neil!  and you stand there witnessing the whole Neanderthal situation, wanting to twist your own brain out as they sit satisfied on their newly-built wall, laughing their hods off

Cringe

Reasons to be miserable
Another good excuse to be dead
Its one more thing to gripe about
As I while away my days in bed

And theres the person who collects all things Pierrot and loves Siamese cats and thinks theyre sophisticated cos they eat Frys Chocolate Cream, and theyd do anything to spend the night with that fella off the Turkish Delight advert whos full of Eastern monosodium glutamate, and they always have a portrait of a sad clown on the wall and they go to charity shops and tend to become slightly orgasmic at the thought of vampire lust

Cringe

Reasons to be miserable
Another good excuse to be dead
Its one more thing to gripe about
As I while away my days in bed

Reasons to be miserable
Another good excuse to be dead
Its one more thing to gripe about
As I while away the days in bed

And I dont know anyone who puts peaches on their cornflakes either