Lyrics:

I put my feet in the soup oh oh oh yaa
I lay a huge poop oh oh oh ya
I take a moment to wipe it away oh oh oh ya
I deny the fact that i am gay

Oh oh oh ya (luda!) when i was just twelve
My name was carter melv, i went down to the county and i had it changed to this. oh

I used to be a baby, but now im big and hiary so i just keep on sayin'

Oh oh oh yaeaeaeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaahhhh derulo