Lyrics:

Such a thing could never happen to me,
or anyone I know.
Not I,
not me -
Not I, not me, at the bottom of the sea.

Hapless,
hopeless,
a figure of fun -
children are pointing,
saying, 'He is the one!'
Such a thing could never happen to me,
or anyone I know.

To Pharoah it did happen,
to Harold it did happen,
to the Turks long ago -
they were all laid low.
Not I,
not me -
Not I, not me, at the bottom of the sea.
Hapless,
hopeless,
a figure of fun -
children are pointing,
saying, 'He is the one!'
Such a thing could never happen to me,
or anyone I know.

Such things don't happen to people like me,
or people that I know.
I know.