Lyrics:

It makes me desperate.
It makes me weird.
It makes me desperate.
It makes me weird.
Coffee.
Coffee.
Get on board -
Not the Love Train.
Not the Mystery Train.
Not the Little Train That Thought It Could.
The Coffee Train!
I feel the train a-comin!
I feel...
Fuzzy.

The coffee train doesn't stop here, does it?
Oh.