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I sent her two postcards.
They came right back.
I sent her two postcards.
A big potato from Boise, Idaho.
A giant trout from Boston, Massachusetts.
A catfish in a top hat from New Orleans.
Flaming watermelons from Dallas, Texas.
Corn cob with 2 feet and 3 hands from Omaha.
Pencils from Lincoln, Nebraska.
A 3-D Grand Canyon. Strangely enough that was from New Mexico.
Happy day. Oh happy day.
Happy day. Oh happy day.

I sent her two postcards.
They came right back.
I sent her two postcards.
Big wheel from Detroit, Michigan.
A lake freighter from Chicago.
A cow wearing a stetson, Montana.
A chicken farm ranch from Utah. Utah was a good state for that sort of thing.
It's Salt Lake City. Salt Lake City is a very good thing for that sort of thing.
In fact it's one of the best things for that sort of thing that I've ever run into.

Delaware Water Gap.
Bill's Laugh-Inn.
Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania.
Dubois, Pennsylvania.

Did I ever tell you the story about the time I broke down outside Dubois?