Lyrics:

[Ian:] My name is Ian Underwood and I am the straight member of the group
(Ha ha ha!)
[Suzy:] Wowie Zowie!
[Ian:] One month ago I heard The Mothers of Invention at the theater. I heard them on two occasions, and on the second occasion I went up to Jim Black and I said, 'I like your music, and I'd like to come down and play with you.' Two days later I came up to the recording session, and Frank Zappa was sitting in the control room. I walked up and said, 'How'd you do, my name is Ian Underwood and I like your music and I'd like to play with your group.' Frank Zappa says, 'What can you do that's fantastic?' I said, 'I can play alto saxophone and piano.' He said, 'All right, whip it out.'