Lyrics:

ChorusWho do you want to be today?Who do you want to be?Who do you want to be today?Do you want to be just like som
eone on t.v.?Oh boredom is so terrible, it's like a dread diseaseNothing could be worseThan when there's nothing on t.v.I'
d rather be a cowboy than to stare blank at the wallsI've been reborn so many timesI can't remember them all(and i say)Cho
rusJust like someone on t.v.!I think i'll be a teddy boy, i think i'll be a hunkI think i'll be a tough guy and i think i'
ll be a punkI might just be a fashion starAll dressed in frilly ragsOr perhaps i'll cross the other sideAnd walk around
inDrag!ChorusJust like somebody on t.v.!Do you like to be just like a rockIn the middle of the seaDo you want to suffe
r by yourselfIn a pool of blissful miseryDo you want to feel like a saint in artists' clothesWith a rosary in your handDo y
ou wanna be crazy like van gogh like aStranger in aStrange, strange landWould you rather push the buttonsAnd be feared by
all humanityOr perhaps you'd like to be a bumDo you wanna be stupid, just like meChorusJust like somebody on t.v.!Who do
you want to be . . . . . . .