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A genre parody of “Bond themes” (orchestra-heavy opening-credit songs to James Bond films), this song opened the 1996 Bond spoof of the same title, starring Leslie Nielsen.A man of intrigue
He lives for the thrill
Always has places to go
And people to kill
Danger is the game he plays
And he holds every card
Cause if you wanna win
You gotta spy hard
A man of the world
So suave and discreet
He trips over the women
Piled up at his feet
But evil's lurking
So he's always on his guard
Cause if you're gonna spy
You better spy hard
He's always there
When the chips are beginning to fall
He wouldn't care if they kicked him and grabbed him and
Shot him and stabbed him and nailed both his ears to the wall
Facing death everyday
Is a tough job for any man
But his hours are flexible
And he's got a great dental plan
By the way if you walked in late
Allow me to reiterate
The name of this movie is
Spy Hard
They call it Spy Hard
You're watching Spy Hard
It's the theme from Spy Haaaaard...